So my friend and I decided hugs were bad...but we needed to figure out a reason why. Here's our input on the whole hugging epidemic.
Ø Porcupines. Enough said.
Ø Sweaty
hugs. Gross.
Ø Itchy
fabric. AHHHH. No.
Ø Rib
cage crushing. Can’t breathe.
Ø Bear
hugs from actual bears. (seriously, who hasn’t had that happen?)
Ø Fat
folds-they will suck you in.
Ø Smelly
hugs. Bleh.
Ø Wet
hugs. Squish.
Ø HUGS OF DEATH (…)
Ø Showing
emotion. Dear god no.
Ø Making
people feel better. NEVER!!!!
Ø Hugging
electrical transformers. EEEEP!
Ø Make
your children feel loved. Nooo.
Ø Balloon
hugging. POP
